I SPOKE TOO SOON – G in a Gi

Post by Ivan

Lyrics:

A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!
Who is he?!

A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!

Plato, Socrates
Shakespeare: Rock with me
A G in a Gi philosophy
They couldn’t put it down this properly!
You could be anything you wanna be
As for me? I’m a G in Gi!
That’s a white uniform
Not a white T
No, not a white T
No, not a white T

I rock the kimono
Like I’m rockin’ with Bono
You don’t know judo?
You don’t know jui-jitsu?
You could be Geedo
The guy with the Speedo
Lookin’ at me wrong with his eye on my paedo
I tried to f’uck him up but he fled to Puerto Rico
He fled to Puerto Rico
He fled to Puerto Rico

Step it up now
Walk a tight rope
Do your moonwalk
Rear naked choke

I don’t know you
You don’t know me
All is said and done I’m just a G in a gi
One of these days we’ll all be free
Until then I’m a G in a gi!

Who do you think you are, huh?
Livin’ like a uh f’uckin star
Just bought a brand new car, huh?
How could you take it that far?

I make one jam and they all wanna frown
From here to Afghanistan, it’s all goin’ down
I try to come hard, but they wanna hear a clown
A G in a gi couldn’t make that sound

Oh, yes he did!
Oh, let’s begin!
Oh, it’s us again?
Bring a friend!

A G in a gi might start the party
But you don’t need a gi, all you need is Bacardi
Bring a CD and some Bob Marley
This shit could get heavy like tons of broccoli!

Step it up now
Walk a tight rope
Do a moonwalk
Rear naked choke

I don’t know you
You don’t know me
All is said and done I’m just a G in a gi
One of these days we’ll all be free
Until then I’m a G in a gi!

Who made this beat?
It’s so complete
Ralek Gracie?
Wait, who is he?

Doesn’t he fight?
What’s he doin’ on the mic?
What’s he doin’ in the club all night?
Movin’ his hips like he’s got a fight
He should be home and gettin’ the life!

This shit could get hot!
Habaneros
And just in case
I brought the scarecrows

Dorothy tried to get back to Kansas
But then I grabbed her arm and I wrapped a bandage
Her feet were startin’ to hurt, so I had to manage
I threw her up high til she hit the fan, kid

Step it up now
Walk a tight rope
Do a moonwalk
Rear naked choke

I don’t know you
You don’t know me
All is said and done I’m just a G in a gi
One of these days we’ll all be free
Until then I’m Ralek Gracie

Don’t judge me
I won’t judge you
I’m a G in a gi
You could never see through
…Jui jitsu!
…Jui jitsu!

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